You Said It…
You Said It…. and I Wrote It Down!
I didn’t know the two men who slept in my bed! -Jenna
Idiots Out Wandering Around
I need a bowl of crack-Annon.
Katie C (to Melissa): Your Blood is his blood.Luke M (drunk): Yea, but mine’s a little polluted.
If your wife can pee out a fire….
You can relax all day if you sit.-Luke M (drunk)
The spike is caked.-Luke M (drunk)
If all else fails, do stuff…. that ummmm….. wont fail.-Derek
“Think! Think! Think like Stupid Tom!”-Tom H
Melissa (on how to market condoms that are stored in a refrigerator):“How to stop an erection COLD”
“I love the smell of porn in the morning”-Tom H
“I feel like my boob is on show.”-Jenna G
“I have to measure her butt later.”-Grandma Korff
“Communication, It’s just words.”-Melissa G
Jason to Colin: “You’re Naked!”Colin Behr: “No, I’m not!”… he really was!
“We’re going to kill you, cook you, and serve you in your home.”-Jason Grandt on turtle soup served in turtle shells
“You made my underwear fall on the floor.”"I was like a swollen duck!”-Michelle Mayhew
“It tastes to good, but it feels so bad!”-Derik
“You git what you git and you don’t throw a fit.”-Colin Behr
“I sleep with two women!”-Anon. (referring to his wife who argued with herself while she was sleeping)
“Must use power of thighs!!!”-Jenna Grandt
“I want a Woody! (a Woody doll from Toy Story)-Melissa Grandt
Q: What was the animal that Pocahontas rode while singing “Round the River Bend”?Jenna: “John Smith!! Oh wait….”
“Look, you can put your hand down my shirt… just don’t pinch my nipple!”-Michelle to her 1+ year old son.
“I’ll let you in my shirt… that sounded bad!”-Jenna
Matthew, who lives at church?….. Jesus!Who also lives at church?….. SANTA!-Matthew E.
“At some point I took off my shirt, but I dont remember when..”.~Melissa.
