Oct
16
2007
In Bed…
A friend once told me that the fortunes found in Chinese Fortune Cookies are much funnier if you add “in bed” at the end. So, here are a few I and my friends and family have run across:
- Great men live dangerously, small men don’t take chances… in bed.
- A smooth long journy! Great expectations… in bed.
- Don’t wait for success, start ahead without it… in bed.
- Good character is more to be praised than outstanding talent… in bed.
- Enthusiasm can change the current situation… in bed.
- Give assistance, not advice, in a crisis… in bed.
- Do not wish to be anything but what you are, and try to be that perfectly… in bed.
- You will soon get something special because of your charm… in bed.
- Good thoughts make life better… in bed.
- You will soon bring joy to someone… in bed.
